For too lengthy, Megans have been underappreciated. However now all the pieces has modified. M3gan, the thriller/satire from Blumhouse starring Allison Williams and M3gan the robotic who has Instagram face, dance strikes rivaling Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3, and a violence drawback hit theaters final week and has put Megans on the map, so in fact it’s time to rank Megans.

From Megan Draper to M3gan, listed here are the Megans, ranked, together with Megs and Meghans:

11. Meghan McCain

If there’s one factor Meghan McCain is beneficial for, it’s having an amusing, dumb tackle one thing. As of publication, Meghan McCain has totally embraced her Megan standing, making her profile pic an image of M3gan. I don’t respect her, however I do respect the bit.

10. Megan Fox

Megan Fox is the rationale Jennifer’s Physique has change into a cult hit: her efficiency as a literal maneater is healthier than anybody gave her credit score for when it got here out in 2009. Fox has had fairly the deserved redemption arc over time, however she would seem larger within the rating if I didn’t know that she drank Machine Gun Kelly’s blood. Even if you end up well-known, there are some stuff you hold to your self.

9. Meghan Markle

If she edited her husband’s e-book, the Duchess of Sussex (who may not be that for lengthy) is likely to be larger within the rating. Fits is streaming on Peacock proper now, and he or she is healthier in that than no matter she and Prince Harry are doing proper now.

8. Meg March from Little Ladies

The oldest sister of the March women from Little Ladies, Meg March is quiet, candy, and drawn to the lives of the rich, though she is aware of she’ll by no means dwell the lifetime of luxurious she craves. All through Louisa Could Alcott’s e-book and each film adaptation, Meg grows as an individual and involves phrases together with her standing and falls in love together with her quiet and poor little Massachusetts life, regardless of her formidable sister Jo’s ideas on the matter. Over the various movie diversifications of the traditional novel, Meg has been performed by Janet Leigh, Trini Alvarado, and Emma Watson. In Greta Gerwig’s 2019 adaptation, Emma Stone was initially presupposed to play Meg, however was finally changed by Watson. I wish to think about that the timeline through which Stone performed Meg is a way more chaotic timeline than this one, however the reality is that that is in all probability the worst timeline of all of them (moreover the one the place James Corden starred in The Whale, directed by Tom Ford).

7. The Meg from The Meg (2018)

An enormous shark to match Jason Statham’s huge arms. Superb. Good job, buddy!

6. Megara from Hercules (1997)

Megara is an unbiased and sarcastic bitch who occurs to have a take care of Hades, god of demise. All through your complete film, this post-modern Disney princess acts like she is bored and needs the entire thing to finish already. In contrast to some other Megans or Megs, she has a much bigger than physics would permit in real-life ponytail (which in all probability weighs greater than her physique), a purple Grecian robe, and hips so sharp they may reduce somebody who will get in her method.

5. Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally is greatest recognized for her position as Karen Walker, the pill-popping socialite with little to no grasp of actuality on Will & Grace and her one-of-a-kind excessive pitch voice. She additionally performed the ex-wife Tammy to real-life husband Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation. Whereas she could not have a quantity in her identify, Megan Mullally is a Megan who’s a homosexual icon.

4. Megan Draper from Mad Males

For a bit, the trendy and affected person Megan Draper introduced out one of the best in Don Draper. She made him joyful, she obtained him to take heed to The Beatles and dwell in one of the best residence Manhattan has ever seen. However as soon as Don realized she was formidable, unbiased, and never keen to place up along with his bullsh*t, he misplaced curiosity. “Zou Bisou Bisou” was embarrassing for everybody concerned, from Megan to Don to everybody on the social gathering to the viewers, however Megan obtained by it and it’s some of the iconic moments in tv historical past.

3. Meg Ryan

Meg Ryan is likely one of the greatest comedic actors to ever do it. Her first main position as Sally Alright in When Harry Met Sally… turned her into an icon and instantly made cinema historical past with the orgasm scene. Ryan is the grasp of barely neurotic, very romantic, type-A New York blondes with unbelievable 90s haircuts who fall in love with males they assume they hate. Ryan’s biggest efficiency, although? She isn’t actually a Megan: her actual identify is Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra. Meg Ryan is her stage identify. Regardless, she has true Megan vitality, and extra so than some precise Megans.

2. Megan Thee Stallion

Megan Thee Stallion is likely one of the greatest new artists to emerge prior to now 5 years, and he or she rose to the highest rapidly on the planet of Megans. The American rapper first obtained consideration for her freestyling movies on social media, and has since change into a Grammy-winning recording artist. Since her first studio album Good Information got here out in 2020, Megan has influenced tradition together with her model and music, significantly together with her Cardi B collab “WAP” which impressed most and angered conservatives who don’t know the best way to have a superb time. Whereas she was racking up award after award in 2021, she obtained a level in healthcare administration from Texas Southern College.

1. M3gan from M3gan

She is titanium. She is a mom. She is a father. She will sing. She will dance. She will homicide and he or she will do it to youngsters in addition to the field workplace. She all the time wears tights and a cute little gown. Even when her hair is a multitude, she is stylish and terrifying. Megan is a real bestie and one of the best Megan of all of them.